Did you ever wonder . . .
 
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?
 
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
 
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
 
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
 
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
 
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
 
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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